Funny Quotes

  • I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it.
    ~ Frank A. Clark
  • Humor prevents one from becoming a tragic figure even though he/she is involved in tragic events.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs - jolted by every pebble in the road.
    ~ Henry Ward Beecher
  • Someone once defined humor as a way to keep from killing yourself. I keep my sense of humor and I stay alive.
    ~ Abe Burrows
  • Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.
    ~ Roman Gary
  • Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.
    ~ Francis Bacon
  • Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.
    ~ Irvin S. Cobb
  • Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs.
    ~ Christopher Morley
  • Humor is a reminder that no matter how high the throne one sits on, one sits on one's bottom.
    ~ Taki
  • My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
    ~ Jimmy Durante
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