| I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. |
| By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. |
| I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought: What good would that do? |
| If I had known I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself. |
| Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding, sings. |
| I have great faith in fools - my friends call it self-confidence. |
| The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. |
| I distinctly remember forgetting that. |
| Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt. |
| Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. |