| Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. |
| People like crowds. The bigger the crowd, the more people show up. Small crowd, hardly anybody shows up. |
| The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. |
| An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that have been permanently discontinued. |
| Banta: Mein New Zealand vich mundayan naal BUNGEE jumping khoob enjoy keeti. Tu kehri sports khedthi c ? Preeto: Mein vi pind vich mundayan naal MANJEE jumping khoob enjoy kitti c. |
| A fool always finds a greater fool to admire him. |
| Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them. |
| The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper. |
| There are moments when everything goes well; don't be frightened, it won't last. |
| Sure, there's no 'i' in team, but there is an 'm' and an 'e'. |