| Have you ever wondered about those people who pay a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards! |
| Will the marriage bureau waali Aunty and Uncle stop threatening us? Priyanka Chopra is 36 and Nick is 25. So I can wait. My future husband is 17. And that's Illegal! |
| As I lay in bed last night. Staring out at the moon and stars and the infinite universe. I suddenly realized that someone has stolen my tent! |
| The look on my sons face, when he opened his Birthday present & saw it was flattened cardboard. I said "You did say you wanted an ex-box?" |
| Punjab is the only state in the world with branches in America, UK and Canada! |
| My granddad warned people the Titanic would sink... No one listened, but he kept warning them until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the cinema! |
| I got asked today `Who would you most like to be stuck in a lift with?` I said, "Obviously, a lift engineer"! |
| If a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears it... then my illegal logging business is a success! |
| Parents, then: Would it kill you to pick up the phone? Parents, now: Would it kill you to put down the phone? |
| Yesterday at a job interview I filled my glass of water until it overflowed a little. Interviewer: "Nervous?" Me: "No, I always give 110%"! |
