| What's the difference between a candle and a curry? A candle only burns at one end! |
| It sucks how the rest of your life and career depends on your most immature years! |
| I went into a cake shop today and asked, "Is that a custard or a meringue?" She said, "You're not wrong, it's a custard"! |
| Last night I watched a documentary on a guy who worked sixty hours a week crushing coke cans. It was soda pressing! |
| Imran and his wife are thinking about where to live. In PM House - No one has ever completed a Term as Pakistan's PM. In Imran's Home - No one has ever completed a Term as Imran's wife! |
| The world tongue-twister champion has just been arrested. I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence! |
| What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name! |
| A biscuit which was eaten without being dipped in chai is a biscuit which never got to realize it's true potential! |
| My mother used to beat me as a child with a camera. I keep having flash backs! |
| What do you say to a man who's just stolen your gate? Nothing! he might take a fence! |
