| Marrying a girl because you got her pregnant is a real life "you break it, you buy it" scenario! |
| One guy updated his Facebook status: "Last night, even after having 7 drinks I felt confident to drive, but l acted responsibly & took an Uber." 400 Likes and 40 Comments. But the best comment was: "Abey Saale, Tu Uber Se Geya Kidhar? Party Toh Tere Ghar Pe Hi Thi!" |
| Pro Tip for Dating! Swallow magnets to become attractive! |
| Son: Dad, what's an alcoholic? Dad: Do you see those four trees? Well, an alcoholic would see eight. Son: But Dad, I only see two! |
| What did I learn today? Old age is when the police pull you over so they can tell you to speed up! |
| You know you're getting old when you get excited about the rain and say... "This is brilliant just what the garden needs"! |
| Girl: Dad, I'm in love... It's love at second sight. Dad: What is love at second sight? Girl: When I first saw him, he was buying Manikchand Gutkha & when I saw him again, he was spitting it out of his Lamborghini! |
| Dumbest thing I believed as a child: Once I'm 18 my Mom won't be able to tell me what I can and can't do anymore! |
| It annoys me how unrealistic films are. There's 8 Fast and the Furious movies and not once have they stopped for petrol! |
| When some one says, "It's hard to explain", it means, "He doesn't feel like telling you!" |
