| If you're looking for someone to steal your heart as well as 97% of your patience and brain cells, then you might want to look into parenthood! |
| I'm going to focus on me. Translation: I'm single and I hate everyone! |
| Incredible Logic: My girlfriend got offended when I told her, she is my strength. She said, "That means, other women are your weaknesses"! |
| Behind every person staring at their phone is a life passing by them! |
| 7 year old me: Comes home from school and strips off all my clothes. 32 year old me: Comes home from work and strips off all my clothes. . . . . . . . . Some things never change! |
| If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness! |
| What is a Flat Stomach? Efforts that people will put in to get one... expect workout or eat right! |
| What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine! |
| Had a professional musician explain it to me like this: "Amateurs practice till they get it right. Pros practice until they can't get it wrong"! |
| Not only girls but boys also leave their home for others... . . . . . . . We call them soldiers! |
