| Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other replies, "I'm a big metal fan"! |
| My friend's wife left him last week. She said she was going out for milk and never came back. I asked him how he was coping. He said, "Not bad. I've been using some of that powdered stuff" |
| God: Welcome to Heaven! Hope you had a good life! Guy: Woh Sab Theek Hai, Yeh 'Marriages are made in Heaven team' Kaun Handle Karta Hai, Usse Baat Karni Hai! |
| Boss: My door is always open. Me: I know and it makes it really hard for me to leave work early! |
| I went to a busy pub last night dressed as a tennis ball. I got served straight away! |
| My wife tripped and spilled the laundry basket all over the floor. I watched it all unfold! |
| Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject? Now you mention Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow! |
| Mother-in-Law: Beta Tumhein Kitchen Mein Kya Kya Aata Hai! Daughter-in-Law: Mummy Ji Mujhe Kitchen Mein Aalas Aata Hai, Paseena Aata Hai Aur Chakkar Toh Bahut Hi Aate Hain! |
| I can't wait until I retire so I can get up early on a morning and drive around really slowly making everyone late for work! |
| Mother-in-law: I reconciled to the fact and didn't mind when you said you did not know how to cook or even prepare tea, but when I told you to boil milk on sim and then when you asked, "SIM 1 or SIM 2?", this is unpardonable! |
