| Bored? Broke? Do you find yourself with over 35 spare hours to fill every week? Would you like to earn hundreds of pounds every month? Then get a job like the rest of us, you lazy twat! |
| I asked 100 women "What shampoo do you use whilst showering?" 98% of them asked me to get out of the shower! |
| There are only 3 things that always tell the truth. 1. Young Children 2. Drunks 3. Leggings |
| What do you call your mum's angry French sister? A Croissaunt! |
| Don't worry... there's nothing wrong with being an idiot. Being an idiot means you belong to one of the most exclusive clubs in the world! |
| Interviewer: Describe yourself please. Candidate: Subtle as a fart in an elevator and even harder to get rid of. Interviewer: Get out! |
| Crazy how we can transmit data from Mars but Wifi still can't reach people's bedrooms! |
| Girlfriend: Ask me something sweet. Punjabi Boyfriend: Do you like Gulab Jamuns? |
| Job Interview at Airtel: Interviewer: What's your key skill? Candidate: My name. Interviewer: What's your name? Candidate : Amar Akbar Anthony Interviewer: You are hired! |
| If you can drive your car in India without abusing anyone... you have truly attained inner peace. Baki Yeh Yoga, Meditation Sab Bhram Hai! |
