• I finally was able to open my shoe store for only large-sized shoes.<br/>
Let me tell you, it was no small feet!Upload to Facebook
    I finally was able to open my shoe store for only large-sized shoes.
    Let me tell you, it was no small feet!
  • What's the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?<br/>

A literalist takes things literally.<br/>
A kleptomaniac takes things, literally!Upload to Facebook
    What's the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
    A literalist takes things literally.
    A kleptomaniac takes things, literally!
  • What's the one vegetable you should never bring on a ship with you?<br/>
A leek!Upload to Facebook
    What's the one vegetable you should never bring on a ship with you?
    A leek!
  • Did you hear the joke about the roof?<br/>
Never mind, it's over your head!Upload to Facebook
    Did you hear the joke about the roof?
    Never mind, it's over your head!
  • Why are teddy bears never hungry?<br/>
They're always stuffed! Upload to Facebook
    Why are teddy bears never hungry?
    They're always stuffed!
  • I don't understand why banks get upset when a person can't repay a loan.<br/>
You already know that the person had no money when he came to borrow it!Upload to Facebook
    I don't understand why banks get upset when a person can't repay a loan.
    You already know that the person had no money when he came to borrow it!
  • My girlfriend dumped me due to my obsession with comic books.<br/>
She said I have too many issues!Upload to Facebook
    My girlfriend dumped me due to my obsession with comic books.
    She said I have too many issues!
  • Jitna Weed Fookna Hai Fook Lo Kyonki...<br/>
Ek Din Sabko Marijuana Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Jitna Weed Fookna Hai Fook Lo Kyonki...
    Ek Din Sabko Marijuana Hai!
  • I heard the government is putting chips inside of people.<br/>
I hope I get Doritos!Upload to Facebook
    I heard the government is putting chips inside of people.
    I hope I get Doritos!
  • My wife wanted an Apple Watch for her birthday. As a good husband, I took her to the fruit market and told her to watch the apples!Upload to Facebook
    My wife wanted an Apple Watch for her birthday. As a good husband, I took her to the fruit market and told her to watch the apples!
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