| Yamraj: Marne Se Pehle Koi Aakhiri Khwahish? Desi: Haan Bas Ek Cup Adrak Wali Chai Mil Jati To Maza Aa Jaata! |
| My Goal for 2018 is to... Accomplish the goals of 2017; Which I should've done in 2016; Because I promised in 2015; Planned them meticulously in 2014; After I thought about in 2013! |
| What did I learn today? You can't see electricity, but I know it smells like burnt hair when you touch it! |
| If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants! |
| I don't need a stable relationship, all I need is a stable internet connection! |
| What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes! |
| What do you call a priest who becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law! |
| Who ever invented the knock-knock jokes should get a No-Bell prize! |
| My hidden talent is hidden so perfectly that... . . . . . . . . I haven't found it yet! |
| Pro tip: No matter how hard you try you cannot make someone want you! |
