| These days, we wake up and look to charge our phones before we charge ourselves! |
| After spending one day at a Gym: Girl: Main Patli Hui Kya, Kuchh Kam Lag Raha Hai? Trainer: Haan Bilkul! Girl: Really! Kya? Trainer: Dimaag! |
| Hamesha Apne Doston Ki Suno, Kyonki... . . . . . . . . Unke Ghar Mein Unki Koi Nahi Sunta! |
| A person faints at a restaurant: Waiter: Is some Doctor here? Man: I'm a CA. Waiter: What? Man: Just wanted to tell you. Agar Koi Kaam Mile Toh Batana! |
| Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs! |
| Sushma Swaraj Is the only married Indian woman, who gets appreciation for having External Affairs! |
| I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy! |
| When a Marwadi gets kidnapped: Marwadi: Bhai, Please Ek Baar Meri Ghar Walon Se Baat Karwa Do. Kidnapper connects the call. Marwadi: Mere Liye Khana Mat Banana, Waste Ho Jayega! |
| What 2018 tells to 2017? Tu 17 Baras Ki, Main 18 Baras Ka! Wish you a wonderful 2018! |
| I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now! |
