| When I die I don't want to be buried in some crowded cemetery. I don't do well among large groups of random strangers! |
| What did one plate say to the other? Dinner's on me! |
| Social Media: A place to pretend you're someone you're not to impress strangers you don't even know! |
| I have found an easy way to convert ounces into pounds. . . . . . . . . . It's called beer! |
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In January - I'll make good friends this year. In December - Sab Bekaar Log Bhare Pade Hain Iss Duniya Mein! |
| Pajama and Palazzo are actually brothers... Only thing is Pajama studied in Municipal School and Palazzo in Convent School. And same is with Bermuda, actually it is Kachcha, sent abroad for higher studies! |
| Mom: Beta Shadi Usse Karo Jo Tumhari Baat Sune, Tumhein Waqt De Aur Kabhi Akela Na Chhode. Girl: Mom, Cellphone Se Shaadi Hoti Hai Kya? |
| A horse died of starvation. Usko Koi Ghaas Nahi Daalta Tha! |
| What does the chromosome like to wear? Genes! |
| I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something! |
