| Mom: Son are you getting enough sleep? Engineering Student: Sometimes when I sneeze my eyes close! |
| Kitna Bhi Guitar Seekh Lo, Kitni Bhi Shayari Karlo, Lekin Ladki Toh Woh Hi Le Jayega Jiske Paas Sarkari Naukri Ho! |
| 90% of the regrets in my life involve alcohol and the send button! |
| What do you call a tea which stays with you for a long time? Loyalty! |
| Why did the golfer take an extra pair of socks? Just in case he gets a hole in one! |
| The fact there are imaginary numbers in Maths is proof that humans create their own problems and then cry! |
| Why don't keyboards sleep? Because they have two shifts! |
| What do you call an alcoholic Vampire? Drunkcula! |
| I can't believe there's only one month left in 2017... time flies when your life is falling apart! |
| Remember when teachers used to say, "You won't be walking around with a calculator in your pocket"... Well, look at us now! |
