| Parents asked college watchman, "Is this a good college?" Watchman: Probably the best. I did my engineering here and got campus placement! |
| She: What are you drinking? He: Haldi Wala Doodh Badam Daal Ke She: Cheap, Ganwar He: Turmeric latte with almonds She: Awww! |
| Arrange Marriage is like Lottery... Lag Gayi To Lag Gayi Nahi To Lag Gayi |
| Advice to all Ladies: Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near! |
| What do you call a bear with no teeth? Gummy Bear! |
| I thought I'll wake up in time to catch the sunrise, but... . . . . . . . . Dawn Ko Pakadna Mushkil Hi Nahi, Namumkin Hai! |
| Tim Cook: Mr. Modi, I am CEO of Apple, We would like to grow in India. Modi: Abhi Aam Ka Season Hai, August Mein Aana! |
| Women Never Lie While getting married, most of the guys say to bride's parents that, "I will keep your daughter very happy for the lifetime." Have you ever heard a bride saying something like this to the groom's parents? No... because women don't lie! |
| Akbar: Birbal, Humein Beta Hua Hai. Birbal: Consequence? |
| Mr. and Mrs. Bhagat were blessed with a baby girl. They decided to name her... . . . . . . 'Mili Bhagat'! |
