| Pehle Fogg Chal Raha Tha, Ab Loo Chal Rahi Hai... Dono Sath-Sath Kyon Nahi Chalte? Husband Wife Hain Shayad! |
| Egypt Aur Nepal Mein Kya Difference Hai? . . . . . . . . Nepal Bahaduron Ka desh Hai Aur Egypt 'Cairo' Ka Desh Hai! |
| The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and... . . . . . . . . lie about your age! |
| Why don't teddy bears ever order dessert? Because they're always stuffed. |
| What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car? A red carnation! |
| I wish I could replace my central nervous system with a central confidence system! |
| Log Facebook Pe Feeling Hungry Aise Likhte Hain
Jaise... . . . . . . . . . Comment Mein Koi Roti De Jaye Ga! |
| Bunty: Yaar Meri Body Mein Iron Nahi Hai. Pappu: Tumhein Kaise Pata Chala? Bunty: Kal Maine Full Body Par Magnet Laga Ke Dekha, Kahin Nahi Chipka! |
| I don't need Motivation, what I need is... . . . . . . . Moti-vacation! |
| Wife joins English speaking classes (After few days) Wife: Welcome home darling! Husband: I am so tired today! Wife: Ok, Rest In Peace (RIP) |
