| If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat? |
| According to a new law: Chhole Bhature with a Glass of Lassi could be used as Anesthesia in Punjab! |
| A man has dreams to fulfil... . . . . . . . . . . That's the reason he sleeps so much! |
| Kabhi Kabhi Sochta Hun Ki Kis Munh Se Apne Bachhon Se Kahunga Ki Facebook, WhatsApp Band Kar Ke Padhai Karlo! |
| Pessimist: Things just can't get any worse! Optimist: Nah, of course, they can! |
| Guys, please note. According to a new judgement: People who forget money in their pants & shirt and send them to their laundry will be immediately arrested on charges of Money Laundering. So please keep ur money safe! |
| You know your girlfriend is getting fat when she starts fitting into your wife's clothes! |
| Dil Ki Dhadkan Hi Ruk Gayi Jab Subah Light Gayi Aur Kaamwali Bai Boli, "What the hell is this, you don't have inverter?" |
| Only in India: 1. Pure Vegetarian 2. Anda Kha Leta Hun 3. Anda Cake Mein Hoga To Kha Leta Hun 4. Sirf Gravy Kha Leta Hun, Piece Nahi Khata 5. Ghar Ke Bahar Kha Leta Hun Lekin Ghar Mein Allowed Nahi Hai 6. Peg Marta Hun To Kha Leta Hun 7. Main Kha Leta Hun Bas Mangalwar, Guruwar Aur Shaniwar Ko Nahi Khata! |
| Don't be sad, somewhere in a bar, there are happy hours! |
