| Stop trying to make everyone happy. You are not... . . . . . . . . . . Tequila! |
| Two Army Men were talking: Army Man 1: Why did you join the army? Army Man 2: I didn't have a wife and I loved war, so I joined... How about you? Why did you join the army? Army Man 1: I joined because I had a wife and I loved peace! |
| The year 2030: Husband: What is for dinner tonight? Wife: OMG! You haven't checked my 'Instagram' yet! |
| Next generation kids are really going to be unlucky... . . . . . . . . Their parents will know how to check history, hack passwords and crack App Locks! |
| Our kids will never know the terror of calling their crush on a landline and... . . . . . . . . having their parents pick up the phone! |
| They say never drink before 8 PM. It must be 8 PM somewhere in the world! |
| Girls are like Internet Domain names... . . . . . . . . . The ones you like are already taken! |
| Doctor: Aapko Kabhi Pneumonia Ki Takleef Hui Thi Kya?
Patient: Haan Ek Baar. Doctor: Kab? Patient: School Mein, Jab Teacher Ne Spelling Pucha Tha! |
| Relationship Mein Ladke "Tumne Khana Khaya" Toh Aise Puchte Hain Ki Agar Nahi Khaya Hoga Toh Sanjeev Kapoor Ka Roop Le Lenge! |
| Being famous on Facebook is like being rich on Monopoly. It's not real, so calm down! |
