While Chatting: Boy: Hi Girl: I have a boyfriend. Boy: I have an Audi. Girl: Ex* boyfriend. Sorry, that was an autocorrect. Boy: Maruti 800*. Sorry, mine was too! |
Girl: Do you have any girlfriend? Boy: No. Girl: Why? Boy: Would you like to be my girlfriend? Girl: I have a boyfriend. Boy: This is why I have no girlfriend! |
Girlfriend: Do you love me? Boyfriend: Yes, of course. Girlfriend: How much? Boyfriend: I'd take a bullet for you. Girlfriend: Awwwww! Seriously? Boyfriend: Yeah, 'Bullet Classic 500 CC' in dowry! |
While Chatting: Boy: I love u. Girl: I love you too but as a friend. Boy: I said I love the letter 'U' not you! |
Boy: Whats your name? Girl: Dhara! Boy: Kaunsi, 144 Ya 145? Blocked |
Boy: Tell me something about yourself. Girl: I am a mystery. Boy: Oh Wow, Mere Ghar Par Bhi Plaster Kar Do! |
Girlfriend: Prove me that you care about me. Boyfriend took out his phone off the charger and plugged in hers! |
After First Date: Boy: I really had a great time, I'd love to see you again. Girl: Yeah sure, we should do this again sometime but with other people! |
Girl: What's your hobby? Boy: Traveling! Girl: Awww... same here. Boy: Kyon Tum Bhi Bus Conductor Ho? |
Boy: Will you marry me? Girl: What's your status? Boy: Hey there! I am using WhatsApp! |