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Is Garmi Ka Alam Bas Itna Samajh Le Ghalib...
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Kapde Dhote Hi Sookh Jate Hain,
Aur Pehnte Hi Geele Ho Jate Hain! -
![Son: Maa, Main first Aaya.<br />
Maa: Arey Wah Beta. Kaun Kaun Tha Race Mein? <br />
Son: Saif, Katrina, Anil Kapoor, Bipasha. <br />
Mom: Aaj Tu Bahar Soyega!]()
Upload to Facebook Son: Maa, Main first Aaya.
Maa: Arey Wah Beta. Kaun Kaun Tha Race Mein?
Son: Saif, Katrina, Anil Kapoor, Bipasha.
Mom: Aaj Tu Bahar Soyega! -
Girls Of 1995: Agar Tum Mil Jao Zamana Chor Denge Hum.
Girls Of 2015: Agar Tum Mil Jao Purana Chor Denge Hum! -
Aaj Kal Ki Ladkiyon Ko Safed Ghode Pe Rajkumar ki Jagah BMW Mein Gadha Bhi Aa Jaye To Chalta Hai! -
![Chintu: Phil Haal Kya Karte Ho?<br />
Mintu: 'IIN' Dropout Hun<br />
Chintu: Kya?<br />
Mintu: Net Pack Khatam Ho Geya, Papa Na Recharge Ke Paise Nahi Diye, Tabse Ghar Par Hi Hun!]()
Upload to Facebook Chintu: Phil Haal Kya Karte Ho?
Mintu: 'IIN' Dropout Hun
Chintu: Kya?
Mintu: Net Pack Khatam Ho Geya, Papa Na Recharge Ke Paise Nahi Diye, Tabse Ghar Par Hi Hun! -
![Girl: Tum Kya Karte ho?<br />
Boy: Bahut Bade College Mein Logo Ka Admission Karwata Hun.<br />
Girl: Kaun Se College?<br />
Boy: `IIN`, Recharge Ki Dukan Hai Apni!]()
Upload to Facebook Girl: Tum Kya Karte ho?
Boy: Bahut Bade College Mein Logo Ka Admission Karwata Hun.
Girl: Kaun Se College?
Boy: "IIN", Recharge Ki Dukan Hai Apni! -
![Mom: Beta Haath Jal Geya, Toothpaste Lana.<br />
Beta: No, Maa. Mere Toothpaste Mein Namak Hai. Duniya Wale Kahenge Bete Ne Jale Pe Namak Chidaka!]()
Upload to Facebook Mom: Beta Haath Jal Geya, Toothpaste Lana.
Beta: No, Maa. Mere Toothpaste Mein Namak Hai. Duniya Wale Kahenge Bete Ne Jale Pe Namak Chidaka! -
I went to the Bhelwala asked him for a 'Bhel'.
Asked him Zara Jaldi Dena.
He told me, "Saab Bhel Hai 'Bail' Nahi. Time Lagegaa"! -
![Neend Toh Bachpan Mein Aati Thi -<br/>
Ab Toh Mobile Ko Rest Dene Ke Liye So Jaate Hain!]()
Upload to Facebook Neend Toh Bachpan Mein Aati Thi -
Ab Toh Mobile Ko Rest Dene Ke Liye So Jaate Hain! -
![Frustrated professional life:<br />
HR: Kaha Gaye The?<br />
Employee: Baal Katwane.<br />
HR: Office hours Mein?<br />
Employee: Baal Badhe Bhi Toh Office Hours Mein Hi Hain Na.<br />
HR: Ghar Mein Rehte Ho, Tabhi Bhi Toh Badhte Hain Na Tumhare Baal.<br />
Employee: Takla Thodi Na Kiya Hai, Jitne Office Mein Badhe The Utne Hi Katwaye Hain!]()
Upload to Facebook Frustrated professional life:
HR: Kaha Gaye The?
Employee: Baal Katwane.
HR: Office hours Mein?
Employee: Baal Badhe Bhi Toh Office Hours Mein Hi Hain Na.
HR: Ghar Mein Rehte Ho, Tabhi Bhi Toh Badhte Hain Na Tumhare Baal.
Employee: Takla Thodi Na Kiya Hai, Jitne Office Mein Badhe The Utne Hi Katwaye Hain!
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