Kuch Mohabbatein Toh Isliye Bhi Juda Ho Jaati Hain Kyonki 11th Mein Aate Hi Arts, Commerce Aur Science Alag Alag Ho Jaati Hain! |
If FB is for Facebook, what does "K" stand for? |
Night life Wale Logon Ki Vidambna... Unke Naseeb Aur Jeevan Mein 'Surya Asat' Hi Hota Hai 'Surya Uday' Kabhi Nahi! |
HR Head addressing employees: This year too, increments will be as per the Bell Curve. One of the Employees: What is that? HR Head: Let me put it in Hindi, "Ghanta Milega!" |
How Girls respond on Achchi Baat and Gandi Baat: Achhi Baat: Awwwww... Gandi Baat: Hawwwww... |
Wife: Sone Ki Chain Kab Doge? Husband: Chain Se Sone Kab Dogi? |
Husband: Cricket Wala channel Lagao. Wife: Nahi Lagaungi. Husband: Dekh Lunga. Wife: Kya Dekh Loge. Husband: Ye channel Jo Tum Dekh Rahi Ho! |
Kulfiwala: Kulfi Lelo Kulfi. Boy: Ye Kulfi Kitne Ka Hai? Kulfiwala: 5 Rupye Ka. Boy: Ye Lo 5 Rupye. Kulfiwala: Ye Lo Kulfi... . . . . . . . . . . . . . Based On A True Story! |
Ek Din Ek Aadmi Doctor Ke Pass Check Up Ke Liye Geya. Doctor: Aapko Aaram Kee Sakht Jarurat Hai. Ye Neend Kee Goli De Raha Hun, Ek Subah Aur Ek Sham Ko Apne 'Whatsapp' Group Members Ko Khila Dena! |
Two new words are to be included in oxford dictionary: 1. Gumshuda (n): State of being physically lost! 2. Shadishuda (n): State of being physically, mentally and financially lost! |