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  • Excuse me! Yeh Lijiye Aapki Soch. Mujhe Giri Hui Mili Thi!Upload to Facebook
    Excuse me! Yeh Lijiye Aapki Soch. Mujhe Giri Hui Mili Thi!
    Hinglish   
  • Kya Aapki Girl Friend Ke Paas Yeh Sab Hai?
    Sulagta Jism?
    Nashili Ankhen?
    Kanp-kapate Honth?
    Tharthrata Badan? Agar hai..
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    To Usko SWINE FLU Hua Hai!
    Hinglish / Funny   
  • School Mein Admission Ke Liye Interview:
    Teacher: Beta Aapke Papa Kya Karte Hain?
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    Cute Answer....
    Kid: Jo Mummy Bolti Hai!
    Hinglish / Marriage   
  • Shaadi Mein DJ Pe Gaana Baja,
    "Jisko Dance Nahi Karna Wo Jaa Ke Apni Bhains Charaye"
    Husband: Chalo Darling, Khaana Khate Hain!
    Hinglish   
  • I see you - Ankhon Se<br/> I feel you - Sanson Se<br/> I remember you - Chahat Se<br/> I love you - Jaan Se<br/> I miss you - Dil Se!Upload to Facebook
    I see you - Ankhon Se
    I feel you - Sanson Se
    I remember you - Chahat Se
    I love you - Jaan Se
    I miss you - Dil Se!
    Hinglish / Love / Missing You   
  • Dimag Agar Printer Hota Toh Khayal Ke Printout Nikaal Lete;<br /> Mann Mein Bluetooth Hota Toh Emotions Transfer Kar Lete;<br /> Heartbeat Agar Pen Drive Hota Toh Zindagi Ka Backup Le Lete;<br /> Aur Kash Zindagi Ek Computer Hoti Toh Bachhpan Restart Kar Lete!Upload to Facebook
    Dimag Agar Printer Hota Toh Khayal Ke Printout Nikaal Lete;
    Mann Mein Bluetooth Hota Toh Emotions Transfer Kar Lete;
    Heartbeat Agar Pen Drive Hota Toh Zindagi Ka Backup Le Lete;
    Aur Kash Zindagi Ek Computer Hoti Toh Bachhpan Restart Kar Lete!
    Hinglish / Life / Computers and Internet   
  • Shaadi Ke Liye Kisi Ko Lakdi Chahiye Kya?
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    Is Ped Se Tod Lo
    Pehle Sahi Padho Phir Neeche Aao!
    Hinglish   
  • Nibandh Likho!
    Maine Shaadi Kyon Ki? (20 marks)
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    Answer: Dimag Kharab Ho Geya Tha.
    (20 marks out of 20)
    Now here comes part 2
    Nibandh Likho
    Main Patni Kyon Bani? (20 marks)
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    Answer: Kisi Ka Dimag Thikane Laana Tha! (21 marks out of 20)
    Hinglish / Marriage   
  • Ek Minute Extra Neend Kee Keemat Tum Kya Jaano Alarm Babu!Upload to Facebook
    Ek Minute Extra Neend Kee Keemat Tum Kya Jaano Alarm Babu!
    Hinglish   
  • A Gorkha went to a shop to buy pillow.<br /> He showed a picture to shopkeeper and said, `Ayesha Takia chahiye!`Upload to Facebook
    A Gorkha went to a shop to buy pillow.
    He showed a picture to shopkeeper and said, "Ayesha Takia chahiye!"
    Hinglish   
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