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![Kejriwal: Hum free WiFi Denge.<br />
Advisor: Sir, Kharcha Bahut Hoga.<br />
Kejriwal: Password Nahin Denge!]()
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Advisor: Sir, Kharcha Bahut Hoga.
Kejriwal: Password Nahin Denge! -
Awesome answer given by a girlfriend when her boyfiend asked her for a kiss.
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One day...Morning 8.30AM, just woke up.
Ram Prasad (Nepali Cook): Oo Saaab Ji, Wo Motor Kharaab Ho Gayi.
Me: (Extreme shocked and Sadma) Naya Sayaapa, Ab Nahaunga Kaise.
Ram Prasad: Bahar Fek Du Saaab Ji Ise.
Me : Arey Pagal Hai Kya? Karwata Hoon Shaam Ko Plumber Ko Bulakar.
Ram Prasad : Theek Hai Saaab Ji, Fir Abhi Aalu Mein Motor Ki Jagah Gobbi Daal Du? -
![Boy: I am in love with you, totally...<br/>
Girl: Tu Totla! Tela Baap Totla!]()
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Girl: Tu Totla! Tela Baap Totla! -
![Proposal of 4th class boy to 7th class girl.<br/>
Boy: I love you.<br/>
Girl: Stupid I am older than you.<br/>
Boy: I am mad in your love.<br/>
Girl: Get lost.<br/>
Boy: Didi, Please Set Ho Jao!]()
Upload to Facebook Proposal of 4th class boy to 7th class girl.
Boy: I love you.
Girl: Stupid I am older than you.
Boy: I am mad in your love.
Girl: Get lost.
Boy: Didi, Please Set Ho Jao! -
![Shortest Murder Story:<br />
Wife: Sunte Ho...<br />
Husband: Nahi!]()
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Wife: Sunte Ho...
Husband: Nahi! -
Army officer's wife to Sahayak: Main Nahane Jaa Rahi Hun. Gas Pe Cooker Chadhaya hai... Teen Seeti Sunte Hi Gas Bandh Kar Dena.
Sahayak: Jee Memsahib.
Ma'm had just started bath when Sahayak knocks.
Officer's Wife: Kya hai?
Sahayak: Seeti Aap Bajayenge Ya Sahib? -
![I am so cool, my selfie is called a Kulfi!]()
Upload to Facebook I am so cool, my selfie is called a Kulfi! -
![Subah Rain Coat Pehno;<br/>
Dopehar Ko Sun Coat Pehno;<br/>
Shaam Ko Over Coat Pehno;<br/>
Raat Mein 2 Rajai Odh Lo.<br/>
Saala, Samjh Mein Nahi Aata Ki Mausam Hai Ya Fashion Show!]()
Upload to Facebook Subah Rain Coat Pehno;
Dopehar Ko Sun Coat Pehno;
Shaam Ko Over Coat Pehno;
Raat Mein 2 Rajai Odh Lo.
Saala, Samjh Mein Nahi Aata Ki Mausam Hai Ya Fashion Show! -
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