Four facts Jo Khatam Hone Pe Bahut Takleef Dete Hein: 1. Dosti 2. Paisa 3. Pyaar aur 4) Ravivaar! Last Waala Toh Rula Hi Deta Hai! |
Awesome message by a true boyfriend: She broke my heart, I broke her, . . . . . . . iPhone 6 Baaki Khud Hisaab Laga Lo, Kaun Zyada Roya Hoga! |
Pappu: Dad Wo Maine Kaha Tha Na Ki Main Dost Ke Yahaan Padhne Ja Raha Hoon. Santa: Haan To? Pappu: Maine Jhooth Bola Tha, Daroo Pee Raha Hun Doston Ke Saath. Santa: To Abb Kyun Bata Rahe Ho? Kinley Ki Ad Dekhi Kya. Pappu: Nahi Police Walon Ne Pakad Liya! |
Mera DDA Flat Nikal Gaya... . . . . . . . . . . . . Haath Se! |
NaMo: Mann Ki Baat! ND Tiwari: Tan Ki Baat! Vadra: Dhan Ki Baat! Laloo: Fun Ki Baat! Kejri: Jan Ki Baat! Sonia: Son Ki Baat! |
World's most dangerous weapons,even deadlier than the Nuclear Bomb: 1. Biwi Ke Aansu! 2. Padosan Ki Smile! |
Kuchh Log... Itne Itne Itne Itne Itne Itne Itne Perfect Hote hein Ki Unki Taarif Mein Alfaaz Bhi Kam Pad Jaate Hein! Jaise ke... . . Aap . . . . . Mujhe Hi Dekh Lo! |
Wife: Suno Na! Husband: Listen, I am very tense. Office Mein Problems Chal Rahi Hai. Issi Liye Baat Karne Ka Bhi Mood Nahi Hai. Sar Bhi Dard Se Phata Ja Raha Hai. Subah Se Maine Kuchh Bhi Nahi Khaya Hai. Wife: Hmmm!!! Achha Wo Sab Faltu Bakwaas Chhodo, Yeh Dekho, Meri Nayi Sandals! |
Maa: Beta Tere Liye Rishta Aaya Hai, Ladki Bhi Engineer Hai! Beta: Lekin Maa Dono Berozgaar Honge To Ghar Kaise Chalega! |
Son: Can I go to my friend's house for party? Dad: Don't ask me. Ask your mom. Mom: Don't ask me. Ask your dad. Son: Ye Ghar Hai ya Bank ki Loan Branch? |