| For a married man, the meaning of "Aji Sunte Ho" is just like "Big Boss Chahte Hein"! |
| The only way to stop people from wearing sunglasses inside mall is by holding their hand and say, . . . . . . . . "Bahiya Kidhar Jaoge? Aao Main Chhod Deta Hun!" |
| Alcohol was always a part of our culture; and considered as a basic necessity. That's why the expressions: Ghar-Bar Khana-Peena and Dawaa-Daaru! |
| Boy: Viber Use Karrti Ho? . . . . . Girl: Ufff! Ye un-educated Bhi Na! Dear, Viber Nahi, Wiper Hota Hai... Aur Main Tabhi Use Karti Hun Jab Pani Jyaada Ho, Warna Pochha Hi Lagati Hun! |
| Interesting Observation: Gujjus will not be affected by iPhone 6 launch. They will continue to flash their iPhone 4S and say "iPhone Chhe"! |
| 50 Logon Ko Tang Karke Zillat Ke 50 Likes Se Toh... . . . . . . . . Bina Maange 2 Likes Achhe Hote Hain! |
| Darpok Hain Wo Log Jo, Single Hain Aur Shaadi Nahi Karte. Saala, Jigar Chahiye... Barbaad Hone Ke Liye! |
| Kaamwali Ko Bakshish Diya; Clients Ko Gift Diya; Staff Ko Bonus Diya; Family Ko Gifts Diya; Friends Ko Daaru Diya. Now I know why Diwali is a festival of 'Diyas'! |
| Padhai ke Ghante: Medical Student = -12 Ghanta CA Student = 10 Ghanta MBA Student = 8 Ghanta Law Student = 6 Ghanta BBA Student = 3 Ghanta B.Com Student = 1 Ghanta Engineer Student = Ghanta |
| For married men, the meaning of a sound "Aji Sunte Ho" is like "Bigg Boss Chahte Hain!" |