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Husband: Mujhe Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Hai.
Wife: Jao, Ja Kar Bartan Saaf Kar Do.
Husband: Neend Mein Bol Raha Hun, Pagli! -
Life Mein Koi Bhi Takleef Ho... Toh Kisaan Ke Paas Chale Jao.
Kyunki...
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Uske Paas 'Hal' Hai! -
The original Ebola was African that went to India and got mutated.
Isne Bola
Usne Bola
Kyon Bola
Kaise Bola
Kahan Bola
Kab Bola
Tu Bola
Wo Bola
Main Nahi Bola
Yeh Bola -
When you mix rice in milk, you call it kheer.
When you mix vinegar in milk you call it paneer.
When you mix a sweet person like me in your life you call it Takdeer! -
Half the people in India wake up because the 'Safaayi Waali' turns off the fan and doesn't turn it back on! -
Instead of burning a Pataka...
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Date a Pataka...
Have an eco-friendly Diwali! -
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Lady 2: Bilkul Bekar Hai, Uski Canteen Mein To Chhole Bhathure Bhi Nahi Milte!]()
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Lady 2: Bilkul Bekar Hai, Uski Canteen Mein To Chhole Bhathure Bhi Nahi Milte! -
Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Mein Khayal Aata Hai...
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Ki Dimag Hote Hue Bhi Khayal Dil Mein Kyon Aata Hai? -
Galileo used lamp to study;
Graham Bell used candle to study;
Shakespeare used street light to study
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MORAL:
Sab Apne Jaise Hi The. Din Mein TIMEPASS! -
A boy saw a beautiful girl and immediately went to her to propose her.
"I fell in love with you the minute I saw you. Will you marry me?
Girl: Kaa Kahat Ho? Hamka Angrezi Nahi Aawat Hai!
Boy: Kuchcho Naahi Didi, Paani Maangat Rahey!
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