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  • ACP Pradyuman : Laash Mein Se Kidney Gayab Hai..Iska Matlab Samjhe Daya?
    Daya : Kya Sir?
    ACP: Marne Se Pehle Zaroor Isne iPhone 6 Kharida Hoga!
    Hinglish   
  • Why do all females at GOKUL DHAM Society of Taraak Mehta always remain happy?<br/> Because Poori Society Mein Ek Bhi 'Saas' Nahi Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Why do all females at GOKUL DHAM Society of Taraak Mehta always remain happy?
    Because Poori Society Mein Ek Bhi 'Saas' Nahi Hai!
    Hinglish   
  • Daughter-in-law: Mom, is my nose flat?
    Mother in law: No Baby!
    Daughter-in-law: Am I fat like a Baby Elephant?
    Mother-in-law: You have a fine physique, you're like a Barbie Doll.
    Daughter-in-law: Am I dark-complexioned?
    Mother-in-law: No no, you are so fair.
    Daughter-in-law: Then why people tell me that you look exactly like your mother-in-law?
    Mother-in-law: Laawan Jutti, Bandri Jaee, Majj kisay thaan di... Kali Habhshan... Kidaan Bakwaas Kardi ae!
    Hinglish   
  • Pappu went to Film City to see the movie shoot.
    Actress at shooting: Ufff.... Kitni Garmi hai. Dil Kar Raha Kissi Bade Fan ke Niche Jaake So Jaun!
    Pappu: M'am, Main Aapka Buhut Bada Fan Hun!
    Hinglish / Pappu   
  • HYDERABADI JOKE:
    Sallu Bhai: Gullu Bhai, Cheel Ku English Mein Kya Bolte, Maloom kya?
    Gullu: Nai Maloom, Miyan!
    Sallu: Bhai EAGLE Bolte. Isliye Bolte Chaar Kilaasa Padh Leta!
    Gullu: Abaa Aisa... Terku Maloom Bemaar Cheel ku kya Bolte?
    Sallu: Nai Maloom, Bhai.
    Gullu: Bimar Eagle ko ILLEGAL Bolte Hein!
    Hinglish   
  • Tum Mujhey Khoon Do,
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    Aur Mein Tumhey 3 Bajey Tak Report Doonga. City Light Clinical Lab!
    Hinglish   
  • A woman's heart is the most expensive piece of real estate. One can also call it "Nari-man Point"!
    Hinglish / Women   
  • India's 3-1 defeat against England in Test Series 2014:
    Alia Bhatt: Mummy aur Everest Ko Test Team Mein Lena Chahiye.
    Mahesh Bhatt: Kiski Mummy? Aur kaun Everest?
    Alia Bhatt: Woh Bolte Hai Na, "Test Mein Best, Mummy Aur Everest"!
    Hinglish / Bollywood / Cricket   
  • What does a Chatterjee, a Banerjee and a Mukherjee feel after lunch on Sunday?<br /> Letharjee!Upload to Facebook
    What does a Chatterjee, a Banerjee and a Mukherjee feel after lunch on Sunday?
    Letharjee!
    Hinglish / PJs   
  • If you have black eyes then your name is Ruru!<br /> But why?<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> Because Yeh Kali Kali Aankhen... Tu Ruru... T Ruru!Upload to Facebook
    If you have black eyes then your name is Ruru!
    But why?
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    Because Yeh Kali Kali Aankhen... Tu Ruru... T Ruru!
    Hinglish / PJs / Bollywood   
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