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Ek dum Gareeb joke:
Teacher to Boy: Nalayak, Class Mein Din Bhar Ladkiyon Ke Saath Itni Baatein Kyu Karta Rehta Hai?
Boy: Sir, Mein Buhut Garib Hu! Mere Mobile me Whatsappp Nahi Hai! -
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Son: Main School Nahi Jaunga!<br/>
Mom: Kyun?<br/>
Son: Main Job Karunga.<br/>
Mom: Pehli Class Pad Ke Kya Job Karega, Nalayak?<br/>
Son: KG ki Ladkiyon ko Tution Padhaunga!]()
Upload to Facebook Height of Confidence:
Son: Main School Nahi Jaunga!
Mom: Kyun?
Son: Main Job Karunga.
Mom: Pehli Class Pad Ke Kya Job Karega, Nalayak?
Son: KG ki Ladkiyon ko Tution Padhaunga! -
Meri Dukh Bhari Kahani Padho...
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Mujhe Pata Tha, Mera Dukh koi Nahi Samajh Sakta! -
Shaadi Mein Santa bahut der se khana kha raha tha...kisi ne pucha, kab tak khaoge?
Santa: Main toh khud pareshan hoon.....par card me likha hai,
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"Dinner 7-12 PM!" -
Advantage of having an affair with married women...
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Saale, Malum Tha Buhut Jaldi Nichhe Aayega! -
Some say Whisky is Risky;
Some say Whisky Bina Zindgi Miss Ki.
But I say - Beer, Rum ho ya Whisky;
Koi Nahi hai 'Wife' se Jyaada Risky.
Par Ab Yeh Mat Puchhana ke Kisky! -
Innocent Child to a Pregnant Lady: Yeh Aapke Pait Mein Kya Hai?
Lady: Isme Mera Pyaara Sa Cute Sa Baby Hai.
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Child: Itna Pyaara Tha Toh Usse Khaya Kyun, Moti? -
Pehle Kehte Thay, Bacha Laik Hona Chahiye;
Abb Kehte Hein, Photo Like Honi Chahiye! -
Doctors after sugery; and students after exams have the same words to say:
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Kuch Keh Nahi Sakte, Bass Dua Karen! -
I have risen quite a lot in life. I am featured 24/7 on TV Channels. Now I am quite inaccessible by most of you. It's quite disconcerting but I am helpless.
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Yours, quite Dear,
Tomato!
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