| An Important Notification: A man who eats chicken from his own poultry is actually a vegeterian... . . . . . . . . Kunki "Ghar ki Murgi Dal Barabar"! |
| Petrol 15 Rupai Sasta Ho Gaya Hai . . . . . . . Tamatar se! |
| If Sridevi were running a shop, I wonder whether she would say "Abhi Boney ka Time hai"! |
| Aggar Kasmein Sachhi Hoti; Toh Sabse Pehle Khuda Marta! |
| God has given you many things like Money Status Power Friends Family and a lot more. And it's called... . . . . . . Allah Meherbaan To Gadha Pehalwan! |
| Boyfriend is fun but Husband is gun; Boyfriend is light of moon but Husband is the month of June Boy friend is Tutti Frutti but Husband is Qismat Phooti! |
| Jab Kutte Ki Mout Aati Hai, Toh... . . . . . . To Kutta Mar Jata Hai. Tumhe To Har Baat Mein Twist Chahiye. Kutta Hai, Koi Rajinikanth Nahi! |
| Generation Gap: Mama Aamir Khan: Papa Kehte Hain Bada Naam Karega. Bhanja Imran Khan: Daddy Mujhse Bola, Tu Galti Hai Meri! |
| Football World Cup Khatam Ho Gya Hai. Abb Fir Biwion Ke Nakhre Jhelne Padenge! |
| Lion to Lioness: Sach Bataa, Shaadi Se Pahele Tera Koi Chakkar Toh Nahin Thaa Na? Lioness: Is Baat Pe Mujhe Ek Sher Yaad Aa Gayaa... |