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![Just say NO to negativity.]()
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![When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?]()
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My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips! -
![One should not overdo gluttony.]()
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Who would have thought Velcro would catch on? -
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. -
I am lost in thought. It's an unfamiliar territory. -
Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy. -
Abandon the search for truth; settle for a good fantasy!
