| Girlfriends are like credit cards, you can't get one unless you already have one! |
| Therapy is expensive, bubble wrap is cheap... you choose. |
| It was all so different before everything changed. |
| Heredity: a biological process that fails to explain why you are so dead lazy while your parents are hardworking! |
| How fast do hotcakes sell? |
| The longer you wait in a queue, the greater the probability that you're in the wrong queue. |
| Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. |
| Help, stamp out, delete and eradicate superfluous redundancy. |
| Abandon the search for truth; settle for a good fantasy. |
| Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow. |