Men are like fast food... they never look as good in real life as they do on TV! |
I may have my faults; but being wrong isn't one of them. |
Good news rarely comes in a brown envelope. |
Taller people sleep longer in bed. |
Climate is what you expect; weather is what you get. |
A weekend wasted isn't a wasted weekend. |
The law of heredity is that all undesirable traits come from the other parent. |
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs! |
Moonlighting - The sun's other job! |
Multitasking - Reading in the bathroom. |