A girl in a swimsuit wears nothing to speak of, but plenty to talk about. |
I never argue, I just explain why I'm right. |
It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere. |
If moths are attracted to bright lights, how come they sleep during the day? |
The world's full of apathy, but so what? |
A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist. |
One is never too old to learn something stupid. |
Probably 98% of human history would have never happened if showing off for girls wasn't a thing. |
I'm not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example. |
Up until recently I was dating a girl with a wooden leg, but I broke it off! |