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I love sleeping mainly because my life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake. -
Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? -
Ideas are like children, our own are wonderful! -
Alcoholism is the only disease that tries to convince you that you don't have it. -
Sarcasm is humour with an attitude. -
Sometimes the best helping hand you can give is a good, firm push. -
Woman: Feminine curves that hold masculine nerves. -
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired! -
The days of the pocket diary are numbered. -
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