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  • Went to the moon, took 5 photos.<br/>
Went to the bathroom, took 37 photos!Upload to Facebook
    Went to the moon, took 5 photos.
    Went to the bathroom, took 37 photos!
  • A man was cleaning the windows of a 3 storeys building.<br/>
He slipped and fell off the ladder but wasn't hurt.<br/>
How did he do it?Upload to Facebook
    A man was cleaning the windows of a 3 storeys building.
    He slipped and fell off the ladder but wasn't hurt.
    How did he do it?
  • I left my phone at home all day today. Is the sky always blue like that?Upload to Facebook
    I left my phone at home all day today. Is the sky always blue like that?
  • A lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down the street.<br/>
Who had the biggest hat?Upload to Facebook
    A lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down the street.
    Who had the biggest hat?
  • Somewhere:<br/>
An elderly reads a book on `how to use the internet`;<br/>
While a young one Googles `how to read a book`!Upload to Facebook
    Somewhere:
    An elderly reads a book on "how to use the internet";
    While a young one Googles "how to read a book"!
  • What goes through towns and over hills but never moves?Upload to Facebook
    What goes through towns and over hills but never moves?
  • Which eight-letter word still remains a word after removing each letter from it?Upload to Facebook
    Which eight-letter word still remains a word after removing each letter from it?
  • Don't take right decisions;<br/>
Take decisions and make them right!Upload to Facebook
    Don't take right decisions;
    Take decisions and make them right!
  • Life is too short to always remove the USB safely! Upload to Facebook
    Life is too short to always remove the USB safely!
  • A horse is on a 24 foot chain and wants an apple that is 26 feet away.<br/>
How can the horse get to the apple?Upload to Facebook
    A horse is on a 24 foot chain and wants an apple that is 26 feet away.
    How can the horse get to the apple?
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