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  • Can someone please recommend a good movie to kinda listen to while I stare at my phone?Upload to Facebook
    Can someone please recommend a good movie to kinda listen to while I stare at my phone?
  • A woman shoots her husband. Then she held him under water for over 5 minutes.<br />
Finally, she hanged him. But 5 minutes later they both went out and enjoyed a wonderful dinner together.<br />

How is it possible?Upload to Facebook
    A woman shoots her husband. Then she held him under water for over 5 minutes.
    Finally, she hanged him. But 5 minutes later they both went out and enjoyed a wonderful dinner together.
    How is it possible?
  • What building has the most stories?Upload to Facebook
    What building has the most stories?
  • I love my job only when I'm on vacation!Upload to Facebook
    I love my job only when I'm on vacation!
  • If a blue house is made out of blue bricks, a yellow house is made out of yellow bricks and a pink house is made out of pink bricks,<br/>
What is a green house made of?Upload to Facebook
    If a blue house is made out of blue bricks, a yellow house is made out of yellow bricks and a pink house is made out of pink bricks,
    What is a green house made of?
  • Big Businesses worry about the unemployed - on their payroll!Upload to Facebook
    Big Businesses worry about the unemployed - on their payroll!
  • You draw a line. Without touching it, how do you make the line longer?Upload to Facebook
    You draw a line. Without touching it, how do you make the line longer?
  • What is as light as a feather, but even the world's strongest man can't hold it for more than a minute?Upload to Facebook
    What is as light as a feather, but even the world's strongest man can't hold it for more than a minute?
  • Most people think failure is the opposite of success;<br/>
But they don't realize that failure is a required ingredient in the creation of success!Upload to Facebook
    Most people think failure is the opposite of success;
    But they don't realize that failure is a required ingredient in the creation of success!
  • Child: Mom, how come computers are so smart?<br/>
Mother: Because they listen to their motherboards!Upload to Facebook
    Child: Mom, how come computers are so smart?
    Mother: Because they listen to their motherboards!
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