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  • Big Businesses worry about the unemployed - on their payroll!Upload to Facebook
    Big Businesses worry about the unemployed - on their payroll!
  • You draw a line. Without touching it, how do you make the line longer?Upload to Facebook
    You draw a line. Without touching it, how do you make the line longer?
  • What is as light as a feather, but even the world's strongest man can't hold it for more than a minute?Upload to Facebook
    What is as light as a feather, but even the world's strongest man can't hold it for more than a minute?
  • Most people think failure is the opposite of success;<br/>
But they don't realize that failure is a required ingredient in the creation of success!Upload to Facebook
    Most people think failure is the opposite of success;
    But they don't realize that failure is a required ingredient in the creation of success!
  • Child: Mom, how come computers are so smart?<br/>
Mother: Because they listen to their motherboards!Upload to Facebook
    Child: Mom, how come computers are so smart?
    Mother: Because they listen to their motherboards!
  • Internet Dating - The Odds are Good but the Goods are Odd!Upload to Facebook
    Internet Dating - The Odds are Good but the Goods are Odd!
  • What starts with the letter 'T', is filled with 'T' and ends in 'T'?Upload to Facebook
    What starts with the letter 'T', is filled with 'T' and ends in 'T'?
  • Throw away the outside and cook the inside, then eat the outside and throw away the inside.<br/>
What is it?Upload to Facebook
    Throw away the outside and cook the inside, then eat the outside and throw away the inside.
    What is it?
  • Our office just got a new conference table. It sleeps 24!Upload to Facebook
    Our office just got a new conference table. It sleeps 24!
  • Take away my first letter, and I still sound the same.<br/> 
Take away my last letter, I still sound the same.<br/>
Even take away my letter in the middle, I will still sound the same.<br/>
I am a five letter word.<br/>
What am I?Upload to Facebook
    Take away my first letter, and I still sound the same.
    Take away my last letter, I still sound the same.
    Even take away my letter in the middle, I will still sound the same.
    I am a five letter word.
    What am I?
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