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Upload to Facebook Don't lose your mind in success;
And don't lose your heart in failure! -
Upload to Facebook I am a word of five letters!
People eat me. I am available in 2 colours.
If you remove my 1 letter, I'll be a form of crime.
If you remove my first 2 letters I'll be name of animal.
If you remove my first 4. letters, I'm a vowel!
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Upload to Facebook I'm tall when I'm young and I'm short when I'm old.
What am I? -
Upload to Facebook The more you have of it, the less you see.
What is it? -
Upload to Facebook 5 frogs are sitting on a log.
4 decide to jump off.
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Upload to Facebook Take the number of the month you were born,
Multiply by 4, Add 13, Multiply by 25, subtract 200,
Add the day of the month on which you were born,
Multiply by 2, subtract 40, multiply by 50, add the last two digits of the year in which you were born, Subtract 10,500.
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Upload to Facebook The only person who looks good in a group photo is the one who uploads it! -
Upload to Facebook If I were was stealing Wi-Fi from a temple, does that mean God's giving me signals? -
Upload to Facebook We can't upload luck;
We can't download time;
And Google can't give all the answers in life.
So just 'Login' to reality, and like the 'Status' of your life! -
Upload to Facebook The Sun signals day break, time to greet;
Get out of bed, and be on your feet;
It's been ages to have seen each other;
Come and see me quickly, let's meet!
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