Universal truth: Wives worry about the things husbands forget. Husbands worry about the things wives remember! |
It does not matter how educated you are. If your wife says, "Aap Nahi Samjhoge", the matter ends, chapter closed, degrees wasted! |
Husband: Honey, did I tell you that you cook well? Wife: Awww, no babe. Husband: So why do you keep cooking? |
Husband: I am going to the office today after lockdown. Do you need anything? Wife: No, that's enough! |
The truth shall set you free. Unless you're a husband. Then it's better to keep your mouth shut! |
As times go by, marriage becomes louder & more expensive! |
My husband sent me a text asking what happened to our savings account so I sent him back a picture of our kids! |
I winked at my wife and told her that we should try something different in the bedroom. So she handed me the vacuum cleaner and told me to start cleaning the bedroom! |
The doctor told my wife that she cannot touch anything alcoholic for the next three months. Now I'm not allowed to go near her! |
Of course, men and women can be friends without being attracted to each other. It's called "marriage!" |