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![My wife is coming home tonight after a week-long official trip. So you guys know what I'm getting tonight.<br/>
Yelled at. Yes, I'm gonna get yelled at for making the house a mess!]()
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Yelled at. Yes, I'm gonna get yelled at for making the house a mess! -
![Tequila is like marriage. You know that it's bad for you & may regret it later.<br/>
But you're curious and do it anyway!]()
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![I'm a grown-up and mature man and I do whatever the hell my wife wants me to do.<br/>
Period!]()
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![My wife said, `You really have no sense of direction, do you?`<br/>
I said, `Where did that come from?`]()
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![I have become a successful husband by letting my wife speak all the time!]()
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![To be safe, I bought my wife a Father's Day gift!]()
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![You don't realize the importance of a pedicure in your life until the day you don't notice your wife's!]()
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![Not bragging, but my wife describes my dressing style as `Are you wearing that?`]()
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![Wife: We'll talk about it when I'm not angry at you.<br/>
Me: When is that, next year?]()
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![The most important invention in the history of mankind is not the wheel, it's the chair.<br/>
If you don't agree, just go shopping with your wife!]()
Upload to Facebook The most important invention in the history of mankind is not the wheel, it's the chair.
If you don't agree, just go shopping with your wife!
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