Just when I thought things couldn't get any worse due to the Coronavirus, my wife asked me if I notice anything different about her! |
My wife and I were having an argument last night. I was right about something and she was wrong, but I didn't tell her that.
I may be right, but definitely not stupid! |
Being a husband means that you are half of a relationship, but only one fifth of the closet space! |
Men, before marriage - Dude Men, after marriage - Subdued |
I need an app that warns me about what my wife is up to when she says... . . . . . . `We need to talk`! |
My wife and I have a very good mutual understanding. I let my wife win all our arguments and in turn she lets me live! |
It's been such a joy being home with my wife for the past 3 weeks. We have caught up on all the things I have done wrong in the past 15 years! |
I told my wife, "I'm a wild animal that can't be controlled. I'll do what I want when I want.` She then stared at me and I stared back. Then we both laughed and I quickly started mopping the floor! |
Husband: I'm gonna exercise every day so that my body looks fabulous when the quarantine is over. Wife: That's okay, but what are you going to do about your face? |
Life-saving tip: When your wife asks `What did you just say?` during an argument, never repeat what you just said. Say something else! |