Marriage SMS

  • Just when I thought things couldn't get any worse due to the Coronavirus, my wife asked me if I notice anything different about her!Upload to Facebook
    Just when I thought things couldn't get any worse due to the Coronavirus, my wife asked me if I notice anything different about her!
  • My wife and I were having an argument last night. I was right about something and she was wrong, but I didn't tell her that.
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I may be right, but definitely not stupid!Upload to Facebook
    My wife and I were having an argument last night. I was right about something and she was wrong, but I didn't tell her that.
    I may be right, but definitely not stupid!
  • Being a husband means that you are half of a relationship, but only one fifth of the closet space!Upload to Facebook
    Being a husband means that you are half of a relationship, but only one fifth of the closet space!
  • Men, before marriage - Dude<br/>

Men, after marriage - SubduedUpload to Facebook
    Men, before marriage - Dude
    Men, after marriage - Subdued
  • I need an app that warns me about what my wife is up to when she says...<br/>
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`We need to talk`!Upload to Facebook
    I need an app that warns me about what my wife is up to when she says...
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    `We need to talk`!
  • My wife and I have a very good mutual understanding.<br/>
I let my wife win all our arguments and in turn she lets me live!Upload to Facebook
    My wife and I have a very good mutual understanding.
    I let my wife win all our arguments and in turn she lets me live!
  • It's been such a joy being home with my wife for the past 3 weeks.<br/>
We have caught up on all the things I have done wrong in the past 15 years!Upload to Facebook
    It's been such a joy being home with my wife for the past 3 weeks.
    We have caught up on all the things I have done wrong in the past 15 years!
  • I told my wife, `I'm a wild animal that can't be controlled. I'll do what I want when I want.`<br/>
She then stared at me and I stared back. <br/>
Then we both laughed and I quickly started mopping the floor!Upload to Facebook
    I told my wife, "I'm a wild animal that can't be controlled. I'll do what I want when I want.`
    She then stared at me and I stared back.
    Then we both laughed and I quickly started mopping the floor!
  • Husband: I'm gonna exercise every day so that my body looks fabulous when the quarantine is over.<br/>
Wife: That's okay, but what are you going to do about your face?Upload to Facebook
    Husband: I'm gonna exercise every day so that my body looks fabulous when the quarantine is over.
    Wife: That's okay, but what are you going to do about your face?
  • Life-saving tip: <br/>
When your wife asks `What did you just say?` during an argument, never repeat what you just said. Say something else!Upload to Facebook
    Life-saving tip:
    When your wife asks `What did you just say?` during an argument, never repeat what you just said. Say something else!
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