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![The wife and I have been in lockdown for 12 days now.<br/>
One thing is for sure, there is no way I am retiring!]()
Upload to Facebook The wife and I have been in lockdown for 12 days now.
One thing is for sure, there is no way I am retiring! -
![Newton also has a Third Law of Emotion during the lockdown.<br/>
`For every male action, there is a female overreaction`!]()
Upload to Facebook Newton also has a Third Law of Emotion during the lockdown.
"For every male action, there is a female overreaction"! -
![First time in history, everywhere in this world, every woman knows where her husband is!]()
Upload to Facebook First time in history, everywhere in this world, every woman knows where her husband is! -
![Marital Pro Tip:<br/>
Struggling to get your wife's attention?
Just sit on the sofa and look comfortable & happy. You'll get all the attention you want!]()
Upload to Facebook Marital Pro Tip:
Struggling to get your wife's attention? Just sit on the sofa and look comfortable & happy. You'll get all the attention you want! -
![If you have a developed an intimate psychological attachment towards your wife during the quarantine, it's called Stockholm Syndrome!]()
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![Wife: What's that weird sound?<br/>
Husband: It's the car seat belt alarm.<br/>
Wife: It's been beeping for 10 minutes now. How can you ignore such an annoying sound for so long?<br/>
Husband: All these years of marriage trained me to do so!]()
Upload to Facebook Wife: What's that weird sound?
Husband: It's the car seat belt alarm.
Wife: It's been beeping for 10 minutes now. How can you ignore such an annoying sound for so long?
Husband: All these years of marriage trained me to do so! -
![Wife: Why can't you wear a mask?<br/>
Husband: But I'm not going anywhere.<br/>
Wife: I know. I'm just really tired of your face!]()
Upload to Facebook Wife: Why can't you wear a mask?
Husband: But I'm not going anywhere.
Wife: I know. I'm just really tired of your face! -
![Last night, I accidentally woke up in the middle of my sleep and saw my wife holding a pillow over my face to protect me from the Coronavirus.<br/>
What a wonderful caring woman!]()
Upload to Facebook Last night, I accidentally woke up in the middle of my sleep and saw my wife holding a pillow over my face to protect me from the Coronavirus.
What a wonderful caring woman! -
![I told my wife that she forgot to switch off the lights in the kitchen last night.<br/>
In response, she gave me a chronological listing of all the wrong things I did in the last 10 years.<br/>
When will I learn?]()
Upload to Facebook I told my wife that she forgot to switch off the lights in the kitchen last night.
In response, she gave me a chronological listing of all the wrong things I did in the last 10 years.
When will I learn? -
![Working from home:<br/>
My wife filed a harassment complaint against me to my office HR!]()
Upload to Facebook Working from home:
My wife filed a harassment complaint against me to my office HR!
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