| I know it sounds mean but when I'm mad at my wife and want to lash out, I buy some new clothes without her approving them first! |
| My wife told me that my habit of lying about everything is irritating. But I think it's not true, I'm sure she's irritated about the fact that I win all our arguments! |
| When you ask your wife and she says "Tumhari Marzi", just remember, "Nahi Chalegi" is silent! |
| The two most common things in the world are oxygen and your wife's mood swings! |
| The truth shall always win unless you're a husband. Then even the truth cannot save you from losing! |
| Spot cleaning is great because I just pick one spot to clean and I'm done. ~ A tired housewife |
| My wife just asked, "What are your plans for today?" As if she hasn't already decided those! |
| My wife said, "You really have no sense of direction, do you?" I asked, "Where did that come from?" |
| Reverse Application: Dear Sir, As I am suffering from the wife at 'Work from Home'. Kindly grant me two days 'Work from Office'. Regards |
| Send a man to the store to get 5 items, he returns with 4. Send a woman to the store to get 5 items, she returns with 54! #MarriageFacts |
