| Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger. |
| That indefatigable and unsavory engine of pollution, the dog. |
| People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life. |
| Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. |
| It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens. |
| If men cease to believe that they will one day become gods then they will surely become worms. |
| The dog was created especially for children. He is the god of frolic. |
| The worm of conscience still begnaw thy soul! |
| A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. |
| Oh senseless man, who cannot possibly make a worm, and yet will make Gods by dozens. |