| When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. |
| If men cease to believe that they will one day become gods then they will surely become worms. |
| Don't open a can of worms without knowing how to get the worms back inside. |
| One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. |
| Cats are a waste of fur. |
| One is never sure, watching two cats washing each other, whether it's affection, the taste, or a trial run for the jugular. |
| Some people say man is the most dangerous animal on the planet. Obviously those people have never met an angry cat. |
| The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath. |
| Cats were put into the world to disprove the dogma that all things were created to serve man. |
| The cat is a dilettante in fur. |