| What`s virtue in a man can't be virtue in a cat. |
| If cats could talk, they would lie to you. |
| Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose. |
| Cat: A pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs and patronizes human beings. |
| When the cat`s away, chances are he's been run over. |
| A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. |
| A single Russian hair outweighs half a Pole. |
| There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats. |
| Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. |
| What is sauce for the goose may be sauce for the gander but is not necessarily sauce for the chicken, the duck, the turkey or the guinea hen. |