One-liners SMS

  • Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff?<br/>
Tequila!Upload to Facebook
    Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff?
    Tequila!
  • What do you call a Chameleon who can't change colours?<br/>
A reptile dysfunction!Upload to Facebook
    What do you call a Chameleon who can't change colours?
    A reptile dysfunction!
  • Jokes about unemployed people aren't funny.<br/>
They just don't work!Upload to Facebook
    Jokes about unemployed people aren't funny.
    They just don't work!
  • I got myself a new job in the telescope factory.<br/>
Things are really looking up!Upload to Facebook
    I got myself a new job in the telescope factory.
    Things are really looking up!
  • I just texted my girlfriend Ruth and told her it was over.<br/>
I'm Ruthless!Upload to Facebook
    I just texted my girlfriend Ruth and told her it was over.
    I'm Ruthless!
  • Where do birds meet for coffee?<br/>
Nest-cafe!Upload to Facebook
    Where do birds meet for coffee?
    Nest-cafe!
  • What is Dracula's favorite drink? <br/>
Bloody Mary!Upload to Facebook
    What is Dracula's favorite drink?
    Bloody Mary!
  • What do you call two chips in love?<br/>
A relationchip!Upload to Facebook
    What do you call two chips in love?
    A relationchip!
  • My new girlfriend works at the zoo. <br/>
I think she's a keeper!Upload to Facebook
    My new girlfriend works at the zoo.
    I think she's a keeper!
  • I couldn't work out how to fasten my seatbelt. <br/>
Then it clicked!Upload to Facebook
    I couldn't work out how to fasten my seatbelt.
    Then it clicked!
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