Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff? Tequila! |
What do you call a Chameleon who can't change colours? A reptile dysfunction! |
Jokes about unemployed people aren't funny. They just don't work! |
I got myself a new job in the telescope factory. Things are really looking up! |
I just texted my girlfriend Ruth and told her it was over. I'm Ruthless! |
Where do birds meet for coffee? Nest-cafe! |
What is Dracula's favorite drink? Bloody Mary! |
What do you call two chips in love? A relationchip! |
My new girlfriend works at the zoo. I think she's a keeper! |
I couldn't work out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked! |