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Why should I start now?]()
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I just couldn't concentrate!]()
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![Why was the baby ant confused?<br/>
Because all of his uncles were also ants!]()
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I had to put my foot down!]()
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I couldn't if I fried!]()
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![Which cheese can be used to hide a small horse?<br/>
Mascarpone!]()
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Oxidants happen!]()
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![Which rock group has four guys who can't sing or play instruments?<br/>
Mount Rushmore!]()
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Maybe!]()
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