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![Teacher: Do you have any brothers?<br />
Pappu: No. But my sister does!]()
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Do you have any brothers?
Pappu: No. But my sister does! -
![Teacher: Make a sentence using the word 'Deliver'.<br />
Pappu: Drinking is bad for de liver!]()
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Make a sentence using the word 'Deliver'.
Pappu: Drinking is bad for de liver! -
Teacher: The best time to take a bath is just before retiring.
Pappu: You mean I don't need to take another bath till I'm 65? -
Teacher: What's you father?
Pappu: I.C.S in summer and P.C.S in winter.
Teacher: What's that?
Pappu: "Ice cream seller" in summer and "Pakoda chat seller" in winter. -
Teacher: Do you know how long cows should be milked?
Pappu: The same as short ones. -
Teacher: What is Electricity?
Pappu: Electricity is the adopted daughter of the Punjab Govt. and it has extremely loose character. It elopes all the time - even at midnight, without informing anyone! -
Bunty: Why didn't the boy tell his mother that he'd been eating glue?
Pappu: Because his lips were sealed. -
Teacher: I'm sorry to hear about your Uncle. What did he die of?
Pappu: I don't know, but apparently it wasn't anything serious. -
Teacher: Why do you want me to email your exam results to your parents? I learnt that they don't have a computer.
Pappu: Exactly! -
Pappu: My girlfriend's a wonder.
Bunty: Is she really that beautiful?
Pappu: No. Actually, every time I see her, I wonder why I'm going out with her!
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