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Pappu: My girlfriend is a perfect woman driver.
Bunty: Wow, that's great! Why don't you make her participate in car rallies?
Pappu: Come on. Actually, she's a perfect driver because she doesn't drive! -
![Doctor: You must exercise daily for good health.<br />
Pappu: I play football, cricket and tennis almost daily.<br />
Doctor: How long do you play?<br />
Pappu: Until the battery in my mobile dies down!]()
Upload to Facebook Doctor: You must exercise daily for good health.
Pappu: I play football, cricket and tennis almost daily.
Doctor: How long do you play?
Pappu: Until the battery in my mobile dies down! -
Pappu: I fell in love with you the minute I saw you. Will you marry me?
Girl: Hindi Mein Bol, Harami! Mujhe Angrezi Nahi Aati.
Pappu: Aaj Shayad Baarish Hogi. Aisa Lag Raha Hai, Bahen! -
Bunty: What's worse than your girlfriend sending you a text to break up?
Pappu: Another text saying, 'Sorry that wasn't for you'. -
Mother: Stop pulling the cat's tail.
Pappu: I'm not. I'm just holding the tail. The cat's doing the pulling. -
Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, but where's the wagon?
Pappu: Oh, the horse will draw that. -
![Teacher: What is common between Buddha, Jesus, Mahavir and Guru Nanak?<br/ >
Pappu: All of them were born on government holidays]()
Upload to Facebook Teacher: What is common between Buddha, Jesus, Mahavir and Guru Nanak?
Pappu: All of them were born on government holidays -
Teacher:This is the fifth time this week that i have had punish you What do you have to say?
Pappu: Thank god Saturday and Sunday are holidays, Sir. -
Pappu: My neighbors have a nuclear family.
Bunty: They stay separately from their parents and kids?
Pappu: No. Their daughter-in-law is a real Nuclear Bomb! -
Pappu: Dad, can I have another glass of water?
Santa: But I've given you 10 already!
Pappu: I know, but my bedroom's still on fire.
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